Meanwhile, due to their gas-guzzling limos, private jet trips and ownership of giant mansions in the Hamptons and Palm Beach, Howard and Beth Stern have a huge carbon footprint (kitten post haters - insert snarky comment about Beth's shoe size here).
Don't be fooled though - in addition to being a self-glossed animal activist, as well as a New York Times best-selling author, Beth Stern is very concerned about the environment and in August, wisely passed on a message to her Twitter followers about the evils of releasing balloons with a hashtag #harmfultowildlife.
While a cynic may think that Beth the social media model was only concerned about the balloon because it interfered with the photos that Howard was going to take of her on their peasant-free private beach, Howard and Beth have also been doing their part by recycling.
Although his radio show only airs 3 times a week, Howard recycles many tired and unfunny bits, like the phony calls which stopped being funny years ago. His interviews usually consist of reciting the same script of inane questions as he grills the guest about his or her finances, does an amateur therapy session or fishes for compliments about his portrayal of himself in a movie that was released over 15 years ago. Unfortunately this week was too jam packed with relevant guests like Jerry Springer and Martin Short so Howard wasn't able to work in another hilarious call from "Fake Mitt Romney" to weigh in on the mid-term elections.
Beth also does her part by recycling - usually by re-posting pictures of herself, although for some strange reason, she has never posted any photos from her European modeling days.
Beth's sycophant followers usually do not notice or care and are too busy trying to be quick on the draw to get in their comments about her breathtaking beauty. Earlier this week Beth broke out a picture of herself in a bikini holding her cat and encouraging people to adopt pets, similar to what real models have done with PETA.
Beth posted a November 2014 Instagram picture of herself in a bikini holding her black cat with the caption "you are never fully dressed without a black cat. Adopt today." This is the same picture that she posted on Twitter in May 2012.
A picture of Beth and Apple Stern was posted in July 2014 on Instagram is the same photo that she posted on Twitter in May 2013.
Beth seems to spend a lot of her husband's money on expensive clothing and accessories. While it would be gauche to boast about her lifestyle on social media, Beth has found a way to do it clandestinely - by posting pictures of her photo prop cats in boxes from high-end stores.
Her first one of these was released on the day of the Newtown shooting - while many folks were expressing sadness over the tragic event that claimed many lives, childless Beth thought it would be nice to post a picture of Leon Bear in a Saks box.
She posted another one in October of her cat Bella in a Net-a-Porter box and in September she also posted one of Leon Bear in a Net-a-Porter box.
With all of her recycling efforts, perhaps Beth should have added 'environmental activist' to her bio for the upcoming promotion of her book "Yoda: The Story of a Cat and His Kittens".
The picture of her cat in the Saks Box was posted on 12/14/2012. Does anyone know the significance of that day? It was the slaughter of children at Sandy Hook. So while the rest of the nation watched in horror the reports of small children being murdered while at school, Beth Stern thought this was the appropriate time to take a photo of her cat in a Saks 5th Ave box and then post it on Twitter. She's a despicable human being.
ReplyDeleteHoward Stern is no longer funny, he's not even interesting or entertaining. He's turned into Charles Foster Kane. A miserable old man holed-up in his Florida mansion with his no-talent second wife that he publicly praises for qualities she doesn't possess.
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