Saturday, October 3, 2015

September to Remember for Howard Stern

Many conspiracy theorists were worried about ominous events happening in September and although none of these led to the demise of the Western world (shocker), it was not a good month for 61 year old radio host Howard Stern.  Some of the Stern-related highlights/lowlights of the month included:

Hitting It Out of the Park on Sirius/XM

Rebel radio was back on Sirius/XM for a whopping nine shows during the month of September.  The show had 12 guests during the month, including one who was over 80 years old (Carol Burnett).  Guest demographics looked like this:

  One straight man - Adam Carolla
  Two gay men - Neil Patrick Harris and Andy Cohen
  Nine women - Julie Chen, Sharon Osbourne, Ellen DeGeneres, Carol Burnett, Jewel, Pamela Anderson, Beverly Johnson, Cindy Crawford and Emily Blunt

It is a joke to see out of touch media types describe Stern as a "shock jock" in 2015 when he trots out a lineup of guests like this, which makes the Stern channels look like the satellite radio love child of the View and Sirius/XM's OutQ channel.

End of the Line for America's Judge

Howard ended his 4 year run as a judge on America's Got Talent last month, but he didn't exactly leave on a high note.

The rating in the key demo for the finale was the lowest in AGT history and overall, the season had its worst ratings ever.  The show will be moving back to Los Angeles next year and it will be interesting to see whether ratings improve without the power of Stern.

At least AGT made Howard a a tribute video and fans also learned of another of Howard's long list of inventions in his crazy skit with a bunch of kids:



Radar Online, Artie and Marci Turk

In August, a Page Six article in the New York Post mentioned how Stern channels' COO Marci Turk was behind the now-PC image of Howard and the show (although some are more inclined to believe Stern is the reason for his own "evolution" and Marci is just a minion who helps him get things done on the channels).

Artie Lange and John Melendez spoke about this on Artie's podcast and Artie joked about only being able to see Howard if he was tending bar at Jennifer Aniston's next wedding or if he went to a meeting of the Ellen DeGeneres fan club.  This got Stern to discuss their takes on his radio show, subsequent podcast discussions by Artie and a series of stories by Adam Levy on Radar Online, including articles on September 16, September 29, and September 30.

This exchange fueled lots of discussion on social media about Howard's treatment of Artie after his stint on the show ended and more talk about Marci Turk.  Although Howard acknowledged Marci Turk for her work on the amazing birthday bash in 2014, he has not wanted to discuss her too much on his radio show and dropped regular caller Hanzi after he mentioned the life coach turned COO of the Stern channels.

Eventually, Artie tried to downplay any tension with Howard and went so far as to say that Stern is still doing great radio in 2015

Whalerock Industries - Kardashian App Downloads Dropping

Earlier this year Whalerock Industries announced that it was going to be developing digital media hubs for Howard Stern as well as other celebrities.

The Kardashian sisters rolled out their Whalerock apps earlier this month, and while they were initially making all kinds of subscriber gains during the initial free seven day trial period, that buzz died down pretty quickly.

According to the Tech Crunch article mentioned above, "unfortunately for the celeb sisters, when the media buzz wore off, so did their App Store downloads. And that means revenue projections have been dropping as well.

Kim and Khloé’s apps were tanking by Tuesday, September 23rd as the paid service kicked off. Kylie’s app hung onto a spot in the top 50 for a time, however.

But by Sunday, September 27th, the decline continued. Kylie’s app is now on its way out of the top 200 Overall, at No. 172.

Apparently many subscribers downloaded the Kardashian apps during the initial free trial, but very few were converted into paying subscribers and downloads were down."

Although the Kardashians are annoying, they are more popular than Stern, so this initial report isn't a good sign for Howard's Whalerock app - HowardTV failed in 2013 and one can't imagine many people signing up to pay for a few long, painful interviews by Stern each month and stale replays of bits that have been repeated on satellite many times.

Kittens, Kittens and More Kittens

As refugees flood across the borders of European countries, Howard has a continuing crisis of his own - another month of cats from the North Shore Animal League invading his mansion in the Hamptons.

Last month, Beth Stern, with plenty of free time on her hands, posted pictures of 10 new cats that the Sterns are fostering in their Southampton crib and 3 of them are vision-impaired (which seems to be Beth's new thing as she readies her social media fans for the new book about a blind cat):

Yogi
Cucumber
Raisin
Potato
Maggie
Rainbow one-eyed 7 year old cat
Milly needs to see eye specialist
Donut
Otter
Wilson (blind)

Fans are still waiting to see if Howard will re-sign with Sirius/XM after his contract expires this year or move on to some other unknown venture - the only things people know for sure is that there are less than 30 live Stern shows for the rest of 2015 and that Beth Stern will go on a media blitz once her new cat book is released in December.  Good times!

Saturday, August 1, 2015

New Book for Beth Stern - Who's Your Buddy

Mayday, mayday - calling illustrator Devin Crane and contributor K.A. Alistir, your services may again be required for another book from New York Times best-selling author Beth Stern.  Five star reviewers better get ready for this book as well.

Fans of Ms. Stern were probably rejoicing yesterday as she announced that she has another book deal from Simon & Schuster:


This book will feature Buddy, a blind cat that Beth is fostering and it apparently came to fruition in a matter of weeks, as Beth first mentioned Buddy on June 6, 2015.

Seeing an author like Beth get a book deal so quickly must be frustrating for some other children's book authors who spend time working on their craft, waiting forever to hear back from publishers and attending conferences to improve their skills.

Perhaps these people should post tasteful pictures of themselves on Twitter to help establish credibility as a children's book author, as Beth did on the same day that she announced the new Buddy book:


As noted above, Beth indicated that her share of the proceeds from this new book will be going to the NSAL and Bianca's Furry Friends, which of course still hasn't been fully funded as of this date

It is interesting that Beth has not mentioned that there is now a charity called Biancas Furry Friends Foundation.  This new Biancas Furry Friends Foundation received its tax-exempt status in 2015 - it has a different tax identification number than the NSAL but it is unclear whether there is some relationship between the two charities.

One can only imagine how this upcoming masterpiece will read - here's one guess of the storyline:

Scene 1 - Yoda is sad as Beth, rocking a stylish hat, leaves to deliver a foster kitten to its new home (and pose for an Instagram picture with the "forever family" adopting said kitten)

Scene 2 - Yoda is happy as Beth comes home and steps out of the limo with a fresh batch of foster kittens

Scene 3 - foster kittens cause trouble in the Sterns' mansion and Yoda springs into action, getting the kittens out of the animal activist's closet which is filled with expensive leather goods

Scene 4 - Yoda is confused as to why Buddy isn't behaving - "foster mom, what's the deal with Buddy?"  Beth tells Yoda that Buddy has "sad eyes" and cannot see.

Scene 5 - Buddy has to go to the hospital and Yoda thinks "foster kittens cured my sad heart, why can't they fix Buddy's eyes?"

Scene 6 - Buddy comes home and Yoda is confused as to why Beth has a bunch of balloons for a blind cat

A photo posted by Beth Stern (@bethostern) on

Scene 7 - even though Buddy cannot see, he becomes Yoda's sidekick - together forever!!

A photo posted by Beth Stern (@bethostern) on

This book should provide Beth Stern fans with more chances to see her on TV, as well as a few choice book signings - perhaps an encore at the Costco in Riverhead, NY.  If they're lucky, maybe Robin Quivers will again record an audio version of this book.  With all the money that this book will raise, maybe Bianca's Furry Friends may get started before the next Presidential election in 2016.

Sunday, June 14, 2015

Sick Cousin of Howard Stern Had to Set Up a Crowdfunding Website

On his June 1, 2015 satellite radio program, an exhausted Howard Stern spoke about how he attended a memorial service for his cousin Stacy, who died late last year and who Howard described as a fun guy.  Howard managed to attend even though his week of judging on America's Got Talent was very grueling and he claimed that "they work him really hard".

To be fair, if the judging involved horrid acts such as the one below, perhaps Howard has a valid point about being tired of watching such nonsense:



There is another side note to the story that Stern did not get to during his jam-packed show, which featured another riveting interview of Melissa McCarthy - Howard's cousin Stacy Gerber had to ask for money on a Gofundme website, as he had to close down his catering business after getting sick.

On the web page, Stacy's spouse said "[w]e have had to close our catering business that Stacy started over thirty years ago, creating closing costs and lessening our income significantly.  We also will be incurring hospital bills and rehab fees."

This appears to be the same cousin that Howard has spoken about on his radio show over the years, and an article about Stacy's 2009 marriage mentioned that Howard was his cousin.  In addition, a woman who looks like Beth Stern appears in one of the wedding pictures and a scroll down the list of donors to Stacy's Gofundme website showed the names of Howard's daughter and sister.  They were able to raise about $13,000, which is short of the $100,000 target (and is also less than the cost of some of the expensive leather purses that animal advocate Beth Stern often carries).

A story from last year indicated that medical bankruptcy accounts for a majority of the personal bankruptcies in the United States, and apparently even those with very rich relatives feel the effects of medical costs and the resulting loss of income after becoming sick.

In the meantime, fans of the Stern show should not forget that Bianca's Furry Friends still needs their money to help save lives (of cats).

Sunday, May 31, 2015

Favorite Howard Stern AGT Moments

Howard Stern is back to further tarnish his legacy by returning to serve as a judge on NBC's summer filler show, America's Got Talent.  Season 10 of AGT got off to a shaky start, as for some reason, the millions of Stern fans failed to tune in and the show had its lowest-rated premiere ever, scoring a weak 2.6 in the key 18-49 demo. 

In an attempt to generate some buzz earlier this year, the NBC creative geniuses made a video of the top 10 moments from Howard's three prior seasons on the amazing show.



At least Howard was showcased in this top 10 video, as he was left out of David Letterman's final top 10 list earlier this month.

The AGT video had some odd clips of Howard dancing with other men, kissing Howie Mandel and pulling a card out of some magician's ass - what a wild man!

It's a shame that the clip couldn't have shown more of Judge Stern's antics on the show, as well as promoting it - here are a few other classic moments from Howard's time on AGT:

Samba Audition

In addition to dancing with the shirtless men in the AGT promotional clip, Howard nearly lowered himself onto the face of a young contestant during a samba sequence in the Chicago auditions a few years ago - Howie Mandel had to offer himself up as bait to get Stern away from the young kid (starts around 1:50)



Robin, Everyone Loves it When I Pretend to Like Men

Howard kissed Howie Mandel in the AGT promo video, laid down on top of Nick Cannon in an AGT teaser video and recently broke out the lame schtick again when he tried to kiss David Letterman in his final appearance.

He also danced the salsa with Howie (around the 3:40 mark) in the video below:



However, the show better make sure to keep women from getting too close to Howard - in 2013 he was scrambling to get away when that yucky girl Heidi Klum tried to kiss him, both on the Today show (at around the 2:50 mark), as well as on Extra.

More Great Acts

Howard claimed that he was on AGT to help find great acts and talent. Apparently this included the Olate Dogs (which won the first season with America's judge).

Howard also got a chance to judge "talent" like a gentleman whose skill was getting kicked in the groin as well as a squirrel on water skis:



Family-Friendly Howard

In 2015, there are still some articles which describe Howard as outrageous, apparently written by folks who no longer listen to the show and think that Howard is the same guy who wished cancer on people and thought that gay people could be "cured" by reading his buddy Dr. John Sarno's book.

These days, the former shock jock is instead drawing pretty paintings of flowers:

Some people who are suspicious may think that Howard is merely tracing these wonderful drawings, as the masterpiece shown above looks very similar to a stock picture found online.

Howard also uses AGT to attempt to create an evolved public image and just a few days ago, Mr. Outrageous was seen on the kids channel Sprout with some chicken puppet character (at around the 2:48 mark):



Hopefully for Howard the AGT ratings will improve for the next show, as the NBA finals don't start until later in the week.  At least with the AGT ratings bar set so low from last season, the PR team at NBC will have an easier time spinning any bad AGT ratings in 2015 and Howard can create more classic moments for next year's AGT promo video.

Monday, April 20, 2015

Kittens, Shoes and Purses

Although Beth Stern was named to Entertainment Tonight's "Power Women of New York" list in 2013, she somehow manages to find the time to post numerous photos each day to social media, usually of (1) a cat, (2) an old photo of herself (though for some odd reason, none from her European modeling days), or (3) a selfie with a cat, often with the powerful woman laying down on the floor in the middle of her busy day.

In a recent interview with Biography, Beth indicated that she uses her social media accounts to spotlight the kittens that she fosters from the North Shore Animal League ("NSAL"):

  "In the animal welfare community, there's a time of the year known as “kitten season,” the period between March and November when the greatest number of kittens are born.  It's a tough, stressful time for shelters everywhere.  So as kitten season approaches every spring, I help local municipal shelters by taking those kittens who are in danger of being euthanized, due to overcrowding and the enormous numbers of cats and kittens inundating shelters.  ....

  Meanwhile, my husband talks about the fosters on his radio show and I post daily pictures on my Instagram site. Social media are amazing tools for getting the word out!"

One has to wonder how much good this actually does - if there are lots of adoptable kittens at animal shelters, an individual who wants to adopt a kitten could easily go to the NSAL or another shelter and adopt one.  If one is only inspired to adopt a cat due to a "celebrity" using kitten pictures to get attention, will that make for a good long-term home?   A few examples:

In October 2014, Beth took a one-eyed foster cat named Apollo home and renamed him Ace - the comments to her Instagram picture indicated that someone had previously asked about adopting the cat BEFORE Beth turned him in to a photo prop:


A video posted by Beth Stern (@bethostern) on

   From the comments: 

   User monkandbean: "is this 'Apollo'? We inquired about adopting him. Is he still in need of a forever home?"

  Beth replied "yes! Formerly Apollo. Can email me at ****@gmail.com. Going through potential applications now"

It seems that this foster cat could have been adopted without being renamed and having to pose for a video for Beth.

Note:  in the video above, caring Beth asks the one-eyed cat "where's your eye?"

Recently, there was another foster failure - Beth, as usual, posed for a picture with the new "forever family" of two foster kittens.

However, said kittens were back at Beth's Southampton estate within a week after the new adoptive mom somehow discovered that she was allergic to cats - one would have expected that the NSAL and Beth would have checked out the prospective owner more thoroughly before placing the kittens with that family. 

The foster kittens also provide another side benefit - while posting pictures of them, Beth can show off her expensive goods and not appear too gauche, as the cute cats provide a cover story if anyone wonders why she posted the picture.

Just in the first quarter of 2015, more than a dozen of Beth's pictures show the kittens in 'candid' shots with her leather purses and shoes or otherwise styling in the Sterns' fancy cribs.  Fans of Beth may have trouble keeping up with the dizzying number of photos that she posts each day, so here is a quick summary with links to some of these recent pictures:

March 2015:

Lollipop on a shelf in a sea of expensive pink purses

A photo posted by Beth Stern (@bethostern) on

Lollipop with purses again

Lollipop with Jimmy Choo shoes

Lollipop with Beth's shoe

Lollipop surrounded by Beth's shoes

February 2015:

Bluebell enjoying a view from the Sterns' Manhattan apartment

Bluebell with purses and shoes

Bluebell near the shoe closet

Bluebell in giant closet with drawers

Bluebell in front of a few pairs of giant shoes

January 2015:

Calliope in front of Jimmy Choos

A video posted by Beth Stern (@bethostern) on

Hazel and another foster with a shoe (only one giant shoe in the picture)

Kittens with Beth in front of lighted shoe cubbies

Harvey with a giant gold shoe collection

Harvey behind Jimmy Choo and Gucci gunboats

A photo posted by Beth Stern (@bethostern) on
 

Beth's followers usually just comment on the cute kitten but do not ask why the animal activist has such a large collection of leather goods.
Design Expert

Although HGTV hired Beth to host the horrible one season and done "Mom Caves" show, it appears that the decor of her expensive mansion leaves a bit to be desired, as she has plastered the walls and furniture with many framed pictures of herself.  Over the years, a number of Beth's pictures 'just happen' to catch the Sterns' cats in front of a framed picture of herself:

February 2015 - Beth with Charlie Chunk in front of a huge framed picture of Beth and Howard

February 2015 - Picture of Leon Bear in front of a Happy Wife, Happy Life sign and a framed photo of Beth

A photo posted by Beth Stern (@bethostern) on

It appears that Beth made a special effort to crop one of her brothers out of this framed picture, which looks like it's from the classic Boys Visit the Hamptons video.

January 2015 - Harvey between two framed pictures of Beth

January 2015 - Bella in front of wall with giant pictures of Beth's horrible magazine covers

September 2014 - Yoda with a framed picture of Beth and Bianca in background

July 2014 - Robin Ophelia foster cat in front of framed picture of Beth and Howard

May 2014 - Yoda next to a picture of Howard and Beth

Lest anyone forget, Beth also has a "traveling collection" of framed pictures of herself, which she broke out in a photo from Howard's AGT dressing room in July 2012:
Beth cleverly included a picture of Robin to make it seem like it was not all about her, but she forgot to include any pictures of family man Howard's three daughters - oops. 

With only another Hallmark kitten baseball special called the Paw Star Game coming up in July, fans and followers of Beth should brace themselves for a continued barrage of kitten pictures for the foreseeable future.

Saturday, March 28, 2015

Spring 2015 - Bianca's Furry Friends Still Needs Money

Spring is in the air, and fans of Howard Stern, Beth Stern and the North Shore Animal League ("NSAL") must be waiting with bated breath for the start of construction on the Bianca's Furry Friends project.  After all, Beth told folks after the Billy Joel concert in May 2014 that "because of his huge donation, we are on target to break ground next spring!"  An NSAL executive also mentioned this time frame in another article about the project in 2014.

Sadly, as of this date, there has been no announcement of when said ground breaking will begin, so fans are left to wonder when that special day will arrive.

The Goal

For those who are not aware of the project, here is some background.  In July 2012, Bianca, the pet bulldog and frequent photo companion of Beth Stern, passed away

Beth is a spokesperson for the NSAL and in May 2013, she announced that the NSAL would need to raise $7 million to build an addition to its existing facility called "Bianca's Furry Friends" (the addition to be named in honor of the Sterns' dead bulldog) - this project was described as:

"a 14,000-square-foot second floor to our existing Adoption Headquarters that will feature a cage-free environment for up to 200 cats and kittens.  ...

But there’s more! Bianca’s Furry Friends will also include an advanced Wellness Center; a 24-hour-care feline Nursery exclusively for pregnant and nursing mama cats and their newborn litters; a Surgical Center; and more."

NSAL Already has a Cage-Free Environment - the Cat Habitat

Beth often mentions the cage-free benefit of Bianca's Furry Friends, which is certainly a noble concept.

However, it is odd that Beth does not mention that the NSAL already has a cage-free environment for cats which is called the "Cat Habitat" and it has been in existence for years.  The NSAL describes this paradise as a place where:

  "All of the surfaces are covered in cat-friendly materials so our feline inhabitants are able to roam freely, play, and socialize with their cat friends 24 hours a day.  Located across the street from our Adoption Center, the Cat Habitat gives cats a chance to stretch their legs, sharpen their claws and mingle with their friends. This open-space living is especially helpful to, and appreciated by, cats that have been in our care more than 30 days."

Fun fact:  some of the photos of the cats available for adoption on the Cat Habitat site are by Ellen Dunn, who is Howard's sister.

$7 Million Needed

As mentioned above, the estimated cost for the kitty addition is $7 million for a 14,000 square foot facility - this is no chump change undertaking and it works out to $500 per square foot.  That's quite an expensive addition, although the total cost is less than the rumored $8-10 million that Beth and Howard Stern spent to remodel their mansion in Florida

While building costs vary among different regions of the country, it is interesting that another animal shelter on Long Island (Kent Animal Shelter in Calverton) is constructing a new 10,000 square foot building that will only cost an estimated $2.5 million ($250 per square foot).  One has to wonder why the NSAL addition costs so much more per square foot, especially when a good amount of the addition may be an open space kitty play area.

Fund Raising

Although the Sterns spent many millions of dollars to acquire and reportedly remodel their Palm Beach estate, Beth and Howard are looking to the public to fund the cost of Bianca's Furry Friends, and Beth has been active in making appearances to mention the need for peasants to open their wallets to help fund this project.

Here's a look at some of the fundraising highlights since the lofty dream of Bianca's Furry Friends was initially announced:

1.  Kitty Tea Party - July 2013.  In July 2013, there was a kitty tea party to get the ball rolling with donations for Bianca's Furry Friends.  No mention has been made of how much money was raised although it provided Beth with an opportunity to pose for some photos and post a picture of herself online.
2.  NSAL Gala 2013.  The NSAL has an annual gala, and in 2013, proceeds from the gala were to  benefit Bianca's Furry Friends.

Shortly after the 2013 gala, the NSAL claimed $1 million had been raised to date to fund Bianca's Furry Friends, with $610,000 of the proceeds from the 2013 gala:

"Nearly $1 million had been raised to date for Bianca's furry Friends, with $610,000 raised from the Gala alone - a fact that moved Beth Stern to tears as she thanked everyone who had come out to support the project.  "Bianca’s Furry Friends is going to be an amazing addition to Animal League America’s campus," she said. "It will serve as a role model for other humane organizations, and that is a beautiful legacy for our precious Bianca.""

However, based on the NSAL's annual report, it appears that the estimate of the amount raised from the gala was the gross amount - there were over $130,000 of direct expenses from the gala:


Perhaps large event costs such as this are one reason why the NSAL has a fairly poor rating among animal charities on the Charitynavigator.org site - as of this date, it is ranked in the bottom 10% of the 460 animal charities on that site.

3.  NSAL 2014 Calendar.  The Sterns collaborated on another calendar to raise money for Bianca's Furry Friends - Beth again posed for pictures with animals and Howard broke out his expensive camera to show off his photography prowess by taking pictures for the calendar.  

While it is unclear how much money they raised for the NSAL with this project, at least Howard's photography "skills" did not land him on the Photoshop Disasters website again, as was the case with his masterful work on the 2012 NSAL calendar.

4.  Billy Joel Concert - May 2014.  Billy Joel generously donated his share of the proceeds from his show at Madison Square Garden to Bianca's Furry Friends and Beth glossed him as "Saint Billy" for this kind gesture.  Beth also went up on stage with a dog to show her thanks to the piano man.  The amount of the proceeds generated by this concert have not been publicly disclosed although after the concert, an NSAL executive indicated that the project was more than halfway funded.

5.  Lewyt Luncheon - June 14.  The NSAL has a luncheon each summer and the net proceeds from the June 2014 luncheon were to benefit Bianca's Furry Friends.  The individual tickets for said luncheon were $200 each, with sponsorship opportunities ranging from $2,500 to $15,000.  One will have to wait to see how much this 2014 event raised.

The NSAL did not disclose the tally from the 2013 luncheon, but in 2012, the NSAL received about $60,000, net of expenses, from the luncheon.



6.  Gold Coast Affair - July 2014.   This summer affair in the Hamptons sounds a bit pretentious, as it is described as follows:  an "affair, held on July 18, brought together East End animal lovers at Prime Restaurant in Huntington for tasty cocktails, delicious hors d’oeuvres, and sushi while being treated to a luxury yacht and auto show."   Beth posed for a number of photos at this grand event as well.

7.  Yoda the Miracle Cat Book.  Author Beth worked with contributor K.A. Alistir and illustrator Devin Crane to create the fictional tale of Yoda - The Story of a Cat and His Kittens, and her share of the proceeds (i.e. not any proceeds retained by publisher Simon & Schuster, K.A. Alistir or Devin Crane) was to be donated to the NSAL for Bianca's Furry Friends.

As of this date, one site estimates Amazon sales of the hard cover version of the book at less than 3,100 plus another 180 or so of the Kindle edition - hopefully Beth was able to sell more copies through other retailers, as this level of sales isn't exactly going to close the gap to get the kitty wing funded.

That said, the book provided many opportunities for Beth to promote herself the book and the NSAL, such as:

  * Numerous book signings, including one at the Bookends bookstore

  * An appearance at something called the AOL Build speaker series

  * An appearance on Extra!

  * An appearance on Fox and Friends

  * An appearance on Access Hollywood

  * An appearance on the Today show

8.  Rachael Ray Donates $500K.  During Beth's promotional book tour, the Sterns' friend Rachael Ray ponied up a large gift of $500,000 to the NSAL to help fund the project.  

During Rachael's appearance on the Stern show, Howard again pulled his "bad with math" schtick and asked "is that like a half million dollars?" at around the 2:15 mark of the audio clip:  https://soundcloud.com/howardstern/rachelray-biancasfurryfriends 

9.  NSAL Gala 2014. Once again proceeds from the annual NSAL gala were earmarked for Bianca's Furry Friends - the amount raised from this gala has not been mentioned. The event allowed supporters to sponsor the event at levels ranging from $10,000 to $50,000 - Beth was listed as a sponsor, but surprisingly it was at the minimum level.

10.  NSAL 2015 Calendar.  Even though the Sterns did not create another amazing calendar for 2015, proceeds from the NSAL's calendar for this year will also benefit Bianca's Furry Friends.

11.  Mingle 4 Mutts - January 2015.  Beth attended some New York City matchmaking event early this year and proceeds from this evening were donated to Bianca's Furry Friends.  The cost to attend was $225 and Beth posed for some pictures again at this event.
In the video mentioned above, Beth takes to the podium to talk about Bianca's Furry Friends again - (starts at around the 7:30 mark) - at the 9:16 mark, Beth mentions that they now need $8 million (wasn't it $7 million throughout 2014?) and claims that they are "three quarters of the way there", so hopefully Bianca's Furry Friends will get built in the near future.  If all else fails, Beth and Howard may need to create a 2016 calendar or Beth may need to pen another kitty book, perhaps featuring one or more of the endless stream of foster kittens or a magical cure of her sick cat Apple.

PSA - Make Sure to Ask the NSAL About Pet's History When Adopting

Even while Bianca's Furry Friends remains a pipe dream, hopefully people who choose to adopt animals from the NSAL have better luck than one woman who is currently suing the NSAL for failing to disclose that an animal had an aggressive history and had been returned to the NSAL on more than one occasion.  Apparently the woman, Alice Tighe, was bitten in the face by the dog she adopted from the NSAL - the NSAL did not inform her that the dog was returned twice, one time after the family babysitter threatened to quit because she did not like the dog and another time after the dog bit the 12 year old daughter of his second not so 'forever family' in the face.  The woman did not ask the NSAL about the dog's history as she thought she had no reason to inquire about it.

The case is apparently scheduled to go to trial at the end of April 2015.

Sunday, March 8, 2015

Howard 101 - All Kinds of Lame

Back in 2006, fans of the Howard Stern show were expecting great things as the show was moving to satellite, where the genius of Stern would be unleashed now that he would no longer be restricted by the evil FCC.

Before he moved to Sirius, Howard told Esquire magazine:

"On January 9, when I go to satellite, you will hear two full channels of the most outrageous programming.  The Howard 100 brand on Sirius is going to be what National Lampoon was back in the day. We're going to give you sitcoms, movies, game shows — even news.  We have a full-fledged news service following everything in the Howard Stern world. There are seventeen newspeople — hardcore newspeople. I gave them complete autonomy. I said, "If you hear I'm doing something wrong, you investigate me." I have no say over it. I won't become the FCC. I'm not going to censor my own news department; that would ruin the concept."

The "two full channels of outrageous programming" that Howard promised are vastly different today than they were back in 2006 when he started at Sirius, and not necessarily in a good way.

As we have recently seen, the Howard 100 news team is virtually running on fumes in 2015

On Howard 100, the Stern show is live three days a week at most, during the weeks when Howard is not on vacation or dancing with other dudes on America's Got Talent.  Back in the early satellite days, he at least worked four days a week and initially pretended as if he would only take "some Fridays" off during an appearance with David Letterman.

Today, Howard also no longer needs the FCC to censor the program, as he avoids saying such dreadful things like the "n-word", "r-word" (Gary the Retard has become "Gary the Conqueror"), etc. and the wild Stern show now features guests like Lena Dunham while long-time former friend of the show Gilbert Gottfried has become persona non grata.

A photo posted by Gilbert Gottfried (@realgilbert) on

Howard 101, the alleged second channel of great entertainment, has become a total wasteland, airing only the West Coast feed of the Stern show, stale replays and a shell of original programs:


Here's a look back at some of the programs that have filled the airwaves on Howard 101 over the years.

Bubba and Ferrall - The Early Days of 101

In the early days of Howard 101, Stern included some original content on the channel and he was able to get Bubba the Love Sponge and Scott Ferrall, radio veterans who were well-known.  Both had syndicated shows before but were a bit down on their luck when Stern signed them, so he was probably able to save some dough while getting some decent names for his second channel.

Scott Ferrall was also a client of the Don Buchwald Agency (the same agency which represents Howard, Robin, Fred, Gary and Jon Hein), which probably didn't hurt his chances to join Howard 101.

In the early days, Howard had a reason to fill the channels with original content - if he was able to generate enough subscribers, he would have been entitled to performance bonuses of up to $75 million per year (the basis for his unsuccessful lawsuit against Sirius/XM).  One of the many fun facts about his lawsuit is that no one would have known the amount of such bonuses had Howard not filed the flimsy claim against Sirius/XM.


Both Bubba and Ferrall have moved on from Howard 101, and no one opened up the coffers to replace either of them (consistent with the frugal decision to not replace Artie Lange on the Stern show).  Bubba left at the end of 2010 amid rumors that he was asked to take an 80% pay cut and Ferrall left after 2012 to take his show to CBS Sports Radio.

During a recent podcast interview, Ferrall said he saw the writing on the wall that his gig would not last that much longer at Sirius/XM, especially after seeing Bubba get offered nothing.  His agent at the Don Buchwald Agency told him that they "were not sure Ferrall was in their plans" and "they were not sure what they were going to do with the channels", which Ferrall interpreted as code for run for the hills.

Audio link (starts around 1:08:00 mark):  Al's Boring Podcast - Scott Ferrall

Invention of the Dreaded "Hiatus"

Over the years the Howard 101 channel was also filled with programs hosted by backroom staffers and other amateurs, some of which were more successful than others, although almost all of the filler shows that aired on Howard 101 over the years have now been shut down.

Surprisingly, the Back Office Radio show hosted by Jason Kaplan and Will Murray was somewhat entertaining, as it contained some honest discussions about what was going on behind the scenes.  However, it was quickly put on 'hiatus' (a Stern channel code for 'never to air again'), as a few sensitive people (rumored to include Steve Brandano) allegedly complained to Stern about the honest content. 

Lest anyone forget, Howard 101 had this lineup of non-Stern show programs in 2011, almost all of which are now history:


The manner in which the shows disappeared is also interesting.  Howard at least acknowledged the hiatus (which is still in effect) of Back Office Radio in March 2013, although his rationale for the hiatus was not very convincing - "[Howard] said he won't say it's canceled but they have too many guys working on too many shows."  

At this point, given how infrequently the Stern show airs and the lack of original shows on Howard 101, one has to wonder how Jason and Will are "working on too many shows" in 2015, unless they are doing work related to Stern's recently-announced venture with Whalerock Industries.

Even shows hosted by other Don Buchwald clients were not safe - Robin's awful show the Chatter departed with no mention, although for some reason the rotund Ms. Quivers mentions this obscure program on the cover of her book, The Vegucation of Robin.


Howard 101 also aired a program called Dealin' Straight, hosted by two former lawyers/convicts, which also aired on AM radio - not quite the kind of cutting edge programming anyone expected to pay for with a satellite subscription and the Dealin' Straight guys announced that their show was off the Stern channels on Twitter:


The super fan roundtable was hosted by a gentleman who runs a Stern fan forum, and he also let people know that SFRT was history on Twitter:


Abe Kanan, whose hacky program was heard on Howard 101 for a few years, got the unfortunate news that his show was cancelled while he was at his brother's wedding in January 2014.

Recent Departures

The most recent shows that have been cut from Howard 101 are the Harry Fisch show and Jon Leiberman's "Leiberman Live" program.

Dr. Fisch announced his departure on Twitter last month:


Earlier this year, in mid-January, Jon Leiberman mentioned on his last program that the show would be going on the dreaded "hiatus" and Howard was asked about this on his own radio show.  Howard denied knowing anything about Leiberman's show going on hiatus and said that he is not that involved with the channel.

People with suspicious minds may not be totally convinced that this is true, for while Howard may leave some of the details to his minions, he may still get a cut of the ad money from all of the programs on his channels if his current deal is like his first contract (see below).  If that is the case, one would doubt that any subordinate would dare change the programming without Howard's consent.


At least there something that Stern fans can be thankful for - given the fading content on Howard 101, it is a good thing that Howard never developed the third channel on Sirius that was mentioned when he initially joined the company.



Saturday, February 14, 2015

Behind the Scenes Shuffle - News Team Shrinkage and Meet Some New Staffers

Over the years, Howard Stern has put his backroom staff and interns on the air so the fans could get to know them.  This is another one of Howard's "inventions", even though others like Steve Dahl had done it in the past.  This practice has also allowed Howard to fill the airtime with contrived fights and bits involving said staffers.

New Trend - People Clandestinely Disappear

Over the past few years, Howard has cut back on the practice of talking about staffers too much and has also kept his mouth shut when people leave the show.  In 2013, when executive producer Gary Dell'Abate was asked if Tim Sabean, former SVP of the Stern channels, had left the show, he infamously proclaimed that Tim was "around".

Back in the day (February 2010), Howard grilled Sussy the lighting guy for leaving his great job with HowardTV.  However, he made no mention that it was the last day of work for many of the other HowardTV guys in October 2013 even though he had put them on the air many times over the years.  They got the ax when HowardTV was cut from InDemand and many of them did not have new jobs lined up when they were canned.




One may think that the reason for not providing any airtime for the HTV guys was that Howard had a jam packed show that day, but the here is the summary of the radio gold that the Stern show delivered:


Howard could have easily had the HTV guys on the air for a final good bye, but it would have drawn attention to the failure of HowardTV.  He also claimed that 'other plans' were in the works and that he had "a different approach on how to do TV for the show", but as of this date, there has been no replacement for HowardTV.

Howard also didn't mention that former intern wrangler Tracey Millman left the show in early 2014 - some have speculated that this was another cost cutting move, but Tracey claims that she did not get fired and that she left to pursue other options in a different state.  However, there has been no mention of her replacement and there is a gap of several months between when she left the Stern show in February 2014 and when she started her new job at a local station in North Carolina in the fall of 2014.

Breaking News - Howard 100 News Team is Shrinking

File this under 'stories not likely to be discussed' when Howard returns for his next live show next week after a week of vacation at his mansion in Palm Beach, Florida.

Folks online have found that former (?) news person Lisa G may be the latest person who has clandestinely disappeared - her profile is no longer visible on the howardstern.com website, although the cached version is still available.

Mike Hambrick is yet another former Howard 100 news guy who is "around".  Like Lisa G, his  profile on the Stern website is also gone (see cache of old profile) but his LinkedIn profile confirms that his time with the Stern channels ended in February 2015.


New Faces

While some familiar people are now former Stern channel employees, others are joining the ranks as Howard is "all in" to deliver quality content to his audience, with bits such as fake Bruce Jenner and Casey Kasem's corpse.  In case fans are still in the dark about some newer additions to the cast of characters behind the scenes who help bring the funny to the 2015 Howard Stern show, let's meet a few of them:

1.  Marci Turk.  Marci is the Chief Operating Officer of the Stern channels and has been working for the channels for a while.  The howardstern.com website used to include her profile; however, for some strange reason, someone must have told Jason Kaplan to remove it from the site.  Of course, one can still see an archived version of her profile on the Stern website.  While some disgruntled fans who aren't amused by the recent content on the Stern channels blame Marci, it is likely that she's just following Howard's instructions lest she also disappear and end up as the former COO of the Stern channels.

2.  Brent Hatley.   Brent was formerly with the Bubba the Love Sponge show and he has been a producer on the Stern channels since August 2014.  I don't think Howard has ever mentioned on air that Brent is now working with the channels.

3.  Steve Nowicki.   - Steve Nowicki is an Assistant Writer/Producer on the Stern show - Mr. Nowicki graduated from college in 2014, and he claims that while he was an intern, he wrote/produced 17 bits that aired on the show:


Apparently he had more substantive duties than the former Stern show intern who's part of class action suing Sirius/XM over labor law issues who claimed that her tasks as an intern included "running errands, reviewing news clips and fetching food for on-air personalities and guests."

4.  Nik Ruckert.  Nik is a writer on the Stern show and unlike the other new employees in this post, Fred Norris slipped up and mentioned his name on the Stern show on October 8, 2014.

Audio clip:  https://soundcloud.com/howardstern/stern-staffer-shocked-that-robin-doesnt-recognize-him

Unfortunately for Nik, Howard said he couldn't pick Nik out of a lineup and Robin said she doesn't know him (not surprising, as Robin does many Stern shows from her home via ISDN line).

5.  Kyle Simon.  Kyle is another Assistant Writer/Producer on the Stern show - although Mr. Simon's Twitter account has "LOL" at the end of it, a quick review of the tweets he sends out would lead one to believe that he must be saving his humorous material for the Stern show.

One interesting item of note - last month he sent a tweet to a bi-sexual guy with two dicks telling him that the show was interested in his book.  Not surprising, as Howard seems to have a very unusual interest in the length and girth of male genitals, so this "Diphallic Dude" would be extra interesting to him.


This isn't the first time that the Stern show has reached out to this gentleman - in 2014, super producer Will Murray asked the dude to email him:


Even with the quiet disappearance of some familiar faces and additions of new 'talent', Howard is still looking for more help - there is a job listing on the Sirius/XM site for the  "Head Writer" position on the channel:


Who knows what is next with the behind the scenes changes at the Stern channels - unfortunately for what's left of Stern's listeners, it is unlikely that Howard will mention these changes on his radio show.

Thursday, February 5, 2015

Five Star Reviews on Amazon for Beth Stern's Yoda Book

Beth's book Yoda: The Story of a Cat and His Kittens was released in November 2014 - as of this date, it has 395 reviews on Amazon.

In contrast, her prior best seller Oh My Dog! was released in May 2010 but as of this date it has only 169 reviews on Amazon.

Curiously, almost every recent Amazon review of Beth's Yoda book gives it five stars and there have been enough of them to get the overall rating above 4 stars.

Over the years, some unscrupulous persons have paid others to write phony product reviews on websites, including Amazon.  For example, there are sites where people offer to write 5 star Amazon reviews for a small fee, such as $5.

Even a review with a "verified purchase" tag may not be legitimate, as these people are savvy and can transfer purchase credits to the reviewer to make the review look more credible.


Although Howard and Beth Stern consider themselves to be honest (notwithstanding the fact that no one can locate any pictures from Beth's career as a former European top model), there was an infamous screen grab of a group of Beth's followers with very similar foreign names which mysteriously showed up on her Twitter account.


Here are a few interesting five star Amazon reviews that have recently been posted for the Yoda book:

Linda M gave the Yoda book a 5 star review on January 29, 2015 - it was one of over fifteen 5 star reviews that she gave on the same day. 

Dianne Walker wrote a 5 star review for the Yoda book on January 3, 2015.  This was one of over twenty five star reviews that she wrote on the same day, including one for a 'horse beaded bookmark'.

Linda and Dianne are lightweights compared to a reviewer who goes by the name of Grandma.  Grandma was a busy old bee on January 3, 2015 when she gave the Yoda book a 5 star review - she gave out over fifty other 5 star reviews on that day (most of which just said "great").

Christine Maslowski is another reviewer who thought Beth knocked it out of the park with the Yoda book.  This reviewer appears to be using her real name and gave her 5 star review for the Yoda book on January 31, 2015, stating that "my grandkids love them".  Not sure what "them" means, as there is only one book and it's a fantasy about Beth's purebred Persian cat whose sad heart was magically cured by foster kittens.

This older woman has reviewed an eclectic bunch of items on Amazon, including many erotic romance books, such as Entwined 1: The Billionaire's Arrangement: A Menage Erotic Romance,   Last Kiss 1 - Ashley's Wet Dreams and the old family classic The Sheikh's Virgin Mistress 4 (Jatar Sheikh Series Book 4) (Christine's review of the sheikh book said "just loved it, read all 5 of them").

With this slow build of positive reviews from 'satisfied customers', perhaps the overall rating of the Yoda book on Amazon will get even closer to 5 stars.

Saturday, January 24, 2015

15 Foundation - Final Hurrah for the Late Vanity Project of Robin Quivers

In early 2010, Robin Quivers and her boy toy Brendan Murphy had big plans to save the world with the formation of their charity called the 15 Foundation.


The foundation would work as follows:

  (1) naive fans of Howard Stern donate money to the foundation,

  (2) the foundation uses the money to incur expenses and hire employees, and

  (3) Robin presents some lucky groups with a check (funded by money from other people) and takes credit for being a charitable person.

This mission could easily (and more efficiently) have been accomplished by just having people donate directly to the ultimate recipient groups, but this would not have permitted Ms. Quivers to draw attention to herself, a trait that she's mastered over the years by working with one Howard Stern.

For example, the foundation gave $45,000 to three charities in 2013, all of which were 501(c)(3) organizations which could easily have accepted donations directly from the public without the involvement of the large middlewoman:



Alas, all great things must come to an end - Robin's "relationship" with Mr. Murphy did not last very long and he was summarily removed as a director of the foundation and his bio was no longer listed on the foundation's website:

Brendan no longer listed under the "Founders"


Finally, in mid-2013, the foundation had to pull the plug on itself and the foundation recently filed its final public report for 2013.


NOTE:  although the foundation was formed in March 2010, Robin's farewell announcement in mid-2013 mentions its "four years" of inspiring work.

Time for a quick review of some of the highlights and lowlights of the three years of the foundation's operations:

In 2010, grand events like the Night at Caroline's and Robin's infamous marathon (aka the "Run for the Bagels") had big expenses associated with them (nearly $150K), so the actual amount raised for charitable purposes was a lot less than the gross amount taken in by the foundation.

Note that $8,400 worth of food/beverages was purchased in connection with the marathon fundraiser - that's a lot of bagels and cream cheese!

Back when Brendan was still in good graces with Robin, the foundation 'wisely' used donor money to purchase $7,500 of t-shirts from him:



As shown in the image above, it turned out that Robin was not very successful in getting the public to fork over dough to fund her pet project - in fact, she had to make a $50,000 personal loan to the foundation and a significant percentage of the contributions to the foundation were from one person - Robin!



In each of 2011 and 2012, the amount spent on salaries, etc. for foundation employees ($88K in each year) was more than the amount of grants which the foundation made in each year ($75K and $78K, respectively) - great use of donors' money:




In 2013, the foundation was lucky and was able to file a short version of the annual tax form with the IRS.  Therefore, it didn't have to disclose any details on how much of its 2013 contributions came from Robin.  The foundation used at least $50K to pay off the loan that it owed to its bloated founder:



Now with the foundation work complete, the svelte Robin has been giving back to the public by sharing healthy eating tips - better listen up so one can look as slim and fit as Ms. Quivers.