Saturday, April 22, 2017

Bianca's Furry Friends Foundation - 2015 Annual Report

In addition to asking fans to contribute to the North Shore Animal League to fund the Bianca's Furry Friends project, NSAL spokesperson Beth Stern has her own separate charity called the Bianca's Furry Friends Foundation (the "BFF Foundation").  This somewhat mysterious charity has been mentioned in this blog, but there is not a whole lot of information available about the BFF Foundation - it does not seem to have a public website and I don't recall either of the Sterns mentioning this great cause to their millions of fans and social media followers.  However, the BFF Foundation's 2015 annual report is now available on the New York state charity website and although there wasn't any earth shattering information, here are a few nuggets from the filing.

Over $576,000 of Contributions in 2015

For a foundation that has no website and no readily apparent way for the public to make donations, the BFF Foundation was able to raise over $576,000 of contributions in 2015.  One can only wonder if Howard and/or Beth Stern contributed money to the foundation or if the money came from other donors.  Regardless, the donor(s) were likely to have been able to reap a tax deduction for a contribution to this charitable organization.



Minimal Expenses in 2015

With such large amounts of contributions, one may have expected the BFF Foundation to put the money to good use in order to save lives (of animals, not people).  However, it surprisingly reported only $2,648 of expenses in 2015, including $989 of legal fees and a generous grant of $1,659 to a Harlem animal hospital. I wonder how the cost of the shoes that Beth posted in a recent picture compares to the amount of the grant to the animal hospital.




The BFF Foundation does not seem to have any employees and each of the named officers and directors puts in an average of 0.0 hours per week.



Investments in Publicly-Traded Securities

The BFF Foundation's annual report reveals what the foundation did with the hundreds of thousands of dollars of contributions - rather than funding animal-related charities, the money is mainly in cash accounts and invested in publicly-traded securities.



Certainly an interesting use of funds, although maybe the BFF Foundation will use some of that cash to pay for the NSAL kitten wing once construction finally starts.

Bianca's Furry Friends - Update

Nearly 4 years after the project was first announced, a Newsday story indicated that the North Shore Animal League finally received  preliminary approval to build Bianca's Furry Friends. 

The Newsday article mentioned that "the league did not receive full approval because the staff has to submit paperwork proving that they would abide by six special construction requests from the town."  It's unclear whether the NSAL submitted said paperwork, when the project will actually get started or when it is expected to be completed.

In the meantime, there are still fund raisers for Bianca's Furry Friends, and Beth proudly announced that a middle school kid donated his allowance and it will be used to build this gaudy addition - the lucky youngster received a wonderful prize in his school's contest, as he got to name one of Beth's foster cats. 



As usual, commenters in Beth's Instagram post praise the young kid instead of asking why Beth and Howard don't just pay for the kitty wing themselves rather than spending a fortune on their lavish homes. Too bad they couldn't have also thrown in some additional prizes, such as one of Howard's great drawings or a gift bag similar to the generous swag that the Stern show gives to guests.

Sunday, April 2, 2017

Festival of Cock

By the title of the post, one may be expecting to see a recap of some recent Howard Stern shows, as its aging host continues to be very interested in male genitals.

This hard-working man once spent hours of his ample time off searching the interwebs to find uncensored pictures of a naked Orlando Bloom and staffers continue to come up with ways to show him their junk in order to get air time, including:

Richard Christy measures Benjy Bronk's junk

Another 'original' bit in which comic genius Sal drops his pants

Brent Hatley, the show's resident expert on politics and all things radio, delivers a forgettable segment in which he got waxed on air:


Japanese Festival

Actually, today marks the day on which one city in Japan has an annual penis festival.  Although Howard has said on many occasions that he doesn't like parades, maybe he could make an exception for this type of festival.

Feel free to watch this video to get some background on the festival:



PSA - Check out the Solo Travel Blog You Tube Channel

Unlike listening to the Stern channels, which are filled with stale, censored replays, hacks doing bad impressions of President Trump, and tortured interviews of celebrities, check out the SoloTravelBlog You Tube channel and your life may be changed in an inexplicable way.

My man Dustin is an American dude who films his buckwild adventures while cruising and perusing in Japan (now India) and has a nice freaking channel filled with all kinds of entertaining videos (all different kinds). 

Video quality has improved since the penis festival video from a few years ago, and even ones about mundane topics are worth viewing:

For example, a video about Japanese convenience store grub is more entertaining than hearing Grandma Stern complain about vocal fry:



There's also a Jon Hein inspired "diabetes quest" series of videos - the Destination America channel probably would have gotten better results if it had Dustin host the Fast Food Mania show instead of the lifeless Mr. Hein - then again, they may have been counting on the Stern show's "millions" of listeners to tune in (side note:  Jon may be hitting a milestone with his awesome fast food book, as one site reports that its sales are approaching nearly 500 copies sold on Amazon as of today).

Dude is more witty than the untalented millenial "producers" of the Stern show, and an unboxing of plastic dogs (I mean "dawgs" as they say on the STB channel) beats a call from "Lee King Snatch"



There are also some animal videos on the channel, which may be to the liking of Stern show fans who enjoy seeing Howard's wife post a slew of kitten pictures to her Instagram account each day: