Festival of Cock

By the title of the post, one may be expecting to see a recap of some recent Howard Stern shows, as its aging host continues to be very interested in male genitals.

This hard-working man once spent hours of his ample time off searching the interwebs to find uncensored pictures of a naked Orlando Bloom and staffers continue to come up with ways to show him their junk in order to get air time, including:

Richard Christy measures Benjy Bronk's junk

Another 'original' bit in which comic genius Sal drops his pants

Brent Hatley, the show's resident expert on politics and all things radio, delivers a forgettable segment in which he got waxed on air:

Brent Hatley made good on his election bet with Memet Walker and got his pubes waxed Monday morning live on air in a segment that left him yelping, bleeding, and raw. Check out the photos on HowardStern.com (link in bio)

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Japanese Festival

Actually, today marks the day on which one city in Japan has an annual penis festival.  Although Howard has said on many occasions that he doesn't like parades, maybe he could make an exception for this type of festival.

Feel free to watch this video to get some background on the festival:



PSA - Check out the Solo Travel Blog You Tube Channel

Unlike listening to the Stern channels, which are filled with stale, censored replays, hacks doing bad impressions of President Trump, and tortured interviews of celebrities, check out the SoloTravelBlog You Tube channel and your life may be changed in an inexplicable way.

My man Dustin is an American dude who films his buckwild adventures while cruising and perusing in Japan (now India) and has a nice freaking channel filled with all kinds of entertaining videos (all different kinds). 

Video quality has improved since the penis festival video from a few years ago, and even ones about mundane topics are worth viewing:

For example, a video about Japanese convenience store grub is more entertaining than hearing Grandma Stern complain about vocal fry:



There's also a Jon Hein inspired "diabetes quest" series of videos - the Destination America channel probably would have gotten better results if it had Dustin host the Fast Food Mania show instead of the lifeless Mr. Hein - then again, they may have been counting on the Stern show's "millions" of listeners to tune in (side note:  Jon may be hitting a milestone with his awesome fast food book, as one site reports that its sales are approaching nearly 500 copies sold on Amazon as of today).

Dude is more witty than the untalented millenial "producers" of the Stern show, and an unboxing of plastic dogs (I mean "dawgs" as they say on the STB channel) beats a call from "Lee King Snatch"



There are also some animal videos on the channel, which may be to the liking of Stern show fans who enjoy seeing Howard's wife post a slew of kitten pictures to her Instagram account each day: